The Evil Genius At Work in the Off Season

So, the Evil Genius, I mean Ol' Ball Coach, has been spotted helping out the Dukies in their attempt to field a winning football program. Apparently, he's helped the Blue Devils find their past two coaches. Perhaps, he's been spending time in Durham preserving his legendary status. I think Duke should pay Spurrier 10 million dollars a year to get him back. It would be awesome for public relations with border state football powerhouse South Cackalacky, and, within a few years, Duke might stand a chance of winning the ACC. Thanks to our man in Durham, Old Man Crews, for alerting me about this one. Hopefully, Crews will become a regular contributor at some point in the near future.